- 6.5% ABV
Well, we're finally there. All the ideas for beer names and label copies have been depleted. Zilch, zero, nada, nothing left.
It looks like there's no bottomless burlap sack of synonyms and epithets from which a wordsmith can puzzle out a funny anecdote every time, with a casually appropriate sense of culture and humor.
And it's not like we'd stoop as low as using a simple pun, just to get a forced, detached smirk.
We're better than that.
Or are we..?