- 6% ABV
If you're gonna do something, might as well do it right.
For starters, smother some fresh, juicy raspberries in decadent vanilla cream. Just as you would that special someone deep in your heart.
Then rummage through dad's old junk box, find his dusty 8 track tapes and set the mood with the smoothest (not sleaziest!) '70s-'80s rock tunes.
You can leave that glamorous fashion sense behind, though. You're not gonna need a lot of clothes where you're going, anyway.
Just a bit of hairspray and... done! Now you're ready to go all the way.