- 9% ABV
Wintertime! Everybody’s favourite season! Glimmering seas of snow stretching as far as the eye can see. The muffled, but nostalgic sound of traditional carols through your window, as you peacefully sleep in your warm, cozy bed. And big, fluffy snowflakes dancing seductively as they float down on top of everything.
Nevermind shoveling every morning for two hours in the freezing cold. Oh, and drunk kids on vacation shouting after midnight is just great for your beauty sleep!
And the family getting together! And paying half your salary for a damn tree!
Such a swell season! Wow! Magical! At least we got some sweet, gloopy, decadent alcoholic beverages to imbibe on.
And Winter Socks.