- 6% ABV
Obviously, you're thinking about the famous Piña Colada song right now.
But what's there to celebrate in a troubling tale of a failed relationship between two far from flawless individuals, ending with a wicked type of double pseudo-catfishing?!
Also, the disregard for healthy food and yoga, the love for drinking and exhibitionism, topped with the absurd hate for umbrellas? Not impressed.
Also, everybody likes Piña Coladas. This is ridiculous.